The Lone Ranger and Tonto went camping in the desert. After they got their tent all set up, both men fell sound asleep. Some hours later, Tonto wakes the Lone Ranger and says, “Kemo Sabe, look towards sky, what you see?”The Lone Ranger replies, “I see millions of stars.”
“What that tell you?” asked Tonto.
The Lone Ranger ponders for a minute and then says, “Astronomically speaking, it tells me there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets.
Astrologically, it tells me that Saturn is in Leo.
Time wise, it appears to be approximately a quarter past three in the morning.
Theologically, the Lord is all-powerful and we are small and insignificant.
Meteorologically, it seems we will have a beautiful day tomorrow. What does it tell you Tonto?”
“You dumber than buffalo dung. Someone stole the tent.”
Thanks to a fellow teacher who emailed these items to me. It's been a long hard day and I needed a chuckle. How 'bout you?
3 comments:
I heard this one before, except it was Sherlock Holmes using his deductive reasoning and Dr. Watson. But that version didnt use the phrase "buffalo dung." Hee.
Thanks for a laugh.
Hehe - I'll have to put the dog back to work finding something to repay chuckle for chuckle.
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